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yellow Jeremy it's Papa Lou oh hey dude

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dude man so like Whoa man this is like

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so crazy because like man I was thinking

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man like aliens are so cool and like you

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you dude you used to work with aliens

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man and so like I was thinking about you

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know well I was thinking about like you

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because you were at like a tip dude well

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not officially but whatever man that

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doesn't matter

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anyways crazy man I mean crazy am I

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right or am I right why aren't you

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talking my dude am I rambling again

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because if I'm rambling it could

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possibly be my UAP anxiety or it could

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be the mushrooms okay so like I know you

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hate when I ramble so I'm gonna just

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stop talking because I'm not gonna lie

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that last camping trip dude unfucking

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acceptable I know I wouldn't stop

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rambling about the Baghdad Phantom but

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like you didn't need to beat the living

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[\h__\h] out of me in front of everyone not

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cool okay anyways what was I talking

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about [\h__\h] I'm like freaking three weed

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brownies into the Unicorn pit and I need

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you my dude Lou Lou are you there Jeremy

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[\h__\h] Jeremy shut the [\h__\h] up my God

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every time I call you do you have to be

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on mushrooms every time I call you well

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yeah man it helps me connect to Bob

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lazar's spirit animal oh for Christ's

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sake Jeremy can we drop [\h__\h] Bob

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Lazar please so dude you got to hear

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this dream man so I'm saddlebacking Bob

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Lazar Spirit Buffalo and we're like

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surfing on a wave of element 115 right

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and so then oh my God I'm just gonna do

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it

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I'm just gonna kill myself right now

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right so then I'm like whoa he's like

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whoa and we're like whoa we come up to a

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white mountain top and then the

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Mountaintop says to me get this it get

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well you're not gonna believe what it

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said but it was like weaponize your

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sorry I mean yeah look that's great but

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can we right so we merge into the

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Mountaintop and [\h__\h] I forgot what

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happened oh yeah so then my bobbles or

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Buffalo grows angel wings and we go

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through a wormhole to Area 51 and can

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you guess who was there dude just kill

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me please well hold on Mr impatient

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pants so dude get this it was the

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Baghdad [\h__\h] Phantom yeah dude I

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swear to God In the Flesh [\h__\h]

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contrails and everything so I'm like

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[\h__\h] I need to get this filmed or my

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next podcast is going to tank worse than

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the last one so then Eric Davis starts

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vomiting Dino beavers and I'm like whoa

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whoa dude whoa so I didn't plan for this

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right so I'm like dude what the [\h__\h]

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Eric so then a dragon shows up and he's

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got his three little alien babies and

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I'm like

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and I was like whatever dude it's not

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like Bobby you are the one who owns a

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brother and I'm like is this the DMT

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Highway does anyone have a [\h__\h]

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Batman because I'm lost shut the [\h__\h] up

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just shut [\h__\h] up please

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Jesus

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look Jeremy we're in a bit of trouble

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okay I need you to focus and listen to

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the words coming out of my mouth

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that UAP hearing has made me look like a

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blowhard

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everyone now knows all my [\h__\h] that

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I've been spouting off about higher

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resolution videos and recovered alien

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materials yeah where are those by the

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way Jeremy we've been through this they

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don't exist oh that's right you're full

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of [\h__\h] I've got Mick West debunking

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every video I stole from the Pentagon

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simultaneously I have Lou reviews outing

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my private texts where I lied about the

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Felon five on top of that every [\h__\h]

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week UFO Judas trolls the [\h__\h] out of me

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with his videos it's all falling apart

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Jeremy

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no matter how much I promote myself on

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sock puppet accounts people are losing

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their faith I'm losing control of the

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narrative

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can you imagine how bad it will get when

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my useful little idiot king milk fart

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finds out I've deceived him the trolling

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will never end from that twit Jeremy

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I've tried everything I've gone silent

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off Twitter hoping this whole thing goes

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away but it doesn't

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Lu Angeles just when I think he's gone

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he comes back to haunt me just thinking

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about him scares the [\h__\h] out of me then

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you have Nick West he's even scarier my

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God the terror of it all I'm gonna have

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a goddamn nervous breakdown Jesus hang

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foreign

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I'm getting desperate Jeremy I have my

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book coming out and all the book has is

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carrots on a stick and ndas sometimes I

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sit alone cleaning my pistol and I

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wonder what if

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you know what I mean cranberries yeah

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I don't know why I even bother with you

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Jeremy

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uh I mean Jesus Christ you are

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absolutely [\h__\h] useless

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but I need you for something I need you

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to pull your little peanut together and

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pull some propaganda for me I need you

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to call up Napster and let him know

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we're gonna need two weaponized podcasts

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I want these podcasts dedicated solely

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to promoting me as a hero to the UFO

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Community I want my zealots motivated

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and dogmatic I want them believing I'm

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the next coming of Christ I want you to

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tell them all of the amazing things I've

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been doing for the UFO Community like

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what I don't know make something up I

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want them thinking I've been working

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behind the scenes briefing the aaro

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unfortunately that [\h__\h] Sean

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Kirkpatrick knows I'm full of [\h__\h] and

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won't take any more secret meetings from

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me every minute these [\h__\h] keep

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exposing the truth there's another

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minute I'm losing my influence this

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needs to be fixed ASAP Jeremy now if you

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can't manage to do this without [\h__\h]

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it all up well

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Jeremy let me just say this

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I don't want to have to get physical

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with you again do you understand what

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I'm saying Jeremy yet you're saying

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you'll beat the living dog [\h__\h] out of

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me again good then I expect to hear the

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podcast next week now I want you to

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title it Lou [\h__\h] Rambo Elizondo

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Skeptics beware

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cool man will do Rambo hey man so like

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can I finish my Epic Journey with you

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lose such a great dude

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well Bob you ready to head back to the